I’m sure you may be wondering what in the heck Epitaphs are doing on this blog. People are asking.
This isn’t really my page. It is Dearest Beloved’s page. He has a non-traditional sense of humor. Coming up with witty epitaphs, palindromes, and other word plays is one of my husband’s many talents.
Here is one for today, July 22, 2012:
“I thought, therefore I was.” – Dead Philosopher.
August 1, 2012:
“To be or not to be is no longer the question.” – Dead English Playwright.
August 8, 2012:
“I was wrong, God does play dice, although roulette is his favorite.” – Dead Physicist.
August 15, 2012:
“Why don’t you come down sometime n’ see me?” – Dead Buxom Blonde Movie Actress.
August 22, 2012:
“Ask not what your cemetery can do for you – ask what you can do for your cemetery.” * – Dead American President.
*Courtesy of Steven D.
September 8, 2012:
“I thought I’d be board, but I’m knot.” – Dead Carpenter.
September 28, 2012:
“Feta Accomplis.” – Dead Cheesemaker.
October 15, 2012:
DB has decided to post a puzzle this go-around:
Find the next letter in the series listed below. As a clue, you should know that 80% of 6th graders solved this within 5 minutes whereas a group of NASA engineers took over a day!
O T T F F S S E ?
March 20, 2013:
You don’t think DB has forgotten about these just because his wife had lapsed in posting them, do you?
“Que Syrah, Syrah. “ – Dead Vintner.
Speaking of epitaphs, here is the one I want on my tombstone: “I told you I was sick.”
How about “It is what it is”
Dear PVE – that is cute, too!