I’m sure you may be wondering what in the heck Epitaphs are doing on this blog. People are asking.

This isn’t really my page. It is Dearest Beloved’s page. He has a non-traditional sense of humor. Coming up with witty epitaphs, palindromes, and other word plays is one of my husband’s many talents.

Here is one for today, July 22, 2012:

“I thought, therefore I was.” – Dead Philosopher.

Stay tuned.

August 1, 2012:

To be or not to be is no longer the question.” – Dead English Playwright.

August 8, 2012:

“I was wrong, God does play dice, although roulette is his favorite.” – Dead Physicist.

August 15, 2012:

“Why don’t you come down sometime n’ see me?” – Dead Buxom Blonde Movie Actress.

August 22, 2012:

“Ask not what your cemetery can do for you – ask what you can do for your cemetery.” *  – Dead American President.

*Courtesy of Steven D.

***Summer Break***

September 8, 2012:

“I thought I’d be board, but I’m knot.” – Dead Carpenter.

September 28, 2012:

“Feta Accomplis.” – Dead Cheesemaker.

October 15, 2012:

DB has decided to post a puzzle this go-around:

Find the next letter in the series listed below. As a clue, you should know that 80% of 6th graders solved this within 5 minutes whereas a group of NASA engineers took over a day!

O T T F F S S E ?

March 20, 2013:

You don’t think DB has forgotten about these just because his wife had lapsed in posting them, do you?

“Que Syrah, Syrah. “ – Dead Vintner.


3 Responses to Epitaphs

  1. Speaking of epitaphs, here is the one I want on my tombstone: “I told you I was sick.”

  2. pvedesign says:

    How about “It is what it is”

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